😔😔😔

i have once again been compelled to draw Alpharetta Gerard In The Workplace in Numerous situations

"i feel like secretly natalie loves and reveres misty like you would a dominant figure because of where she comes from. so it'll be really interesting to see what that dynamic does when they're competitive and duplicitous versus reverential and admiring of each other. i forgot what the question was but i think natalie—i think secretly natalie loves misty. what if they had a relationship, back when..."

monster that wants to eat your flesh : Okay, that's what most carnivores do. Not scary.

#giant African land snail if it was evil as opposed to a being of pure heart and utmost virtue

Giant African land snails are (as far as I know) the only invasive species in the US that poses risks to all three categories of environmental damage, human health, AND structural damage--because they will eat stucco and plaster in their hunt for calcium.

“but I stay silly!”

on it boss

in case you needed to hear it today: