And they said brunettes couldn't blog in their 30s

There's always a strangely intimate poetry to the censorship and highlighting in these screenshots. You can practically feel the quickening heartbeat of the squeemish reader, the swell of heat in their cheeks, the clenching thighs and the wiggling in the seat, the hedonistic secretive re-reading and re-censoring of a dangerous word.

This is how americans communicate

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

makes it all worth it

hi I used to work at the treasury and my boss didnt like this post as much as I thought

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe