AquariusPearl14

Sorry in advance if you followed me for a specific fandom😅

This reminded me of the fact that Finnish uses the same word for both spinning yarn and purring.

kehrääminen

Thank you all involved for this incredible addition which I will now think about every time 🧡

So does Dutch!

So does Romanian!

So does Swedish!

They should add "On Horseback" option to Google Maps. For writers.

Low key, if you’ve advertised yourself with AI you just said: “I do not care enough about what I am doing to bother putting in effort.” which bodes very badly for the quality of whatever you are trying to sell me.

God Bless Our Troops

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link

someone actually studied the falling Rick Roll rate for their Ph.D dissertation recently and published the paper

okay but this made me wonder if there was actually any academic literature on rickrolling and YES THERE IS this is a paper about rickrolling WITHIN academic literature. As in, studies that attempt to rickroll the people reading them. Best part is no one is going to believe me and click that link even though it’s 100% true.

My friend's book is mentioned in this paper!!

There is no earthy way of convincing anyone that the rickroll study link is real. But for what it's worth. It is

I have a new goal in my almost-finished PhD dissertation.

Second link's good guys, truly

Teaboot's right, there is basically nothing on earth that could convince me to click the second link. I genuinely believe it might be real, but i'm not touching it.

I miss when it was “that’s photoshopped” instead of “that’s ai”

every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency.

Perfectly executed joke, no notes

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

I am one (1) american away from switching away from posting in english. Finnish only or perhaps also the worst french you've ever seen.

How about I teach you some Russian?

I know how to turn my laptop's keyboard language to russian, but as I have not memorised the layout of the russian QWERTY keyboard, I can't type jack shit with it.

My polish friend, who has vowed that he will not rest before he has found a slur for finnish people, could potentially be of assistance in this.