beauty is in the eye of the beholder

My mom likes to say “Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I do know the clowns.”

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

One day ur a suicidal 15 year old and then suddenly you wake up and you're 22 years old and genuinely debating the merits of iceberg vs romaine lettuce in the salad ur making. Life goes on ig

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

family members are an extremist class that cannot be reasoned with

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

it’s impossible