you’re always the car crash

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

My mom likes to say “Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I do know the clowns.”

sure yaoi is great but in reality men don't deserve happiness

if the Hunger Games were real you know you'd have liberals saying things like "it's so cool how the Hunger Games allow anybody a chance to win, it's so democratic" and "it's great to have some District 12 representation amongst the winners of the Hunger Games" and "we need to make sure that young girls receive just as much Hunger Games combat training as young boys #feminism"

the problem is if youre ugly or neurodivergent or a woman everything you do is perceived as off putting. everything