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Genuinely how Biden is getting his intel

Lol

People who are “more active on Twitter now” are class traitors

this fish is what we should be remembering on memorial day

stop saying "sorry for party rocking", instead try "thank you for your allowing me to party rock" or "I appreciate you being patient with me as I party rock, in the house tonight"

butthole reveal if this gets to 100k before the year ends

i don’t believe in torture methods but i do believe jeff bezos should be forced to work in one of his amazon warehouses for the rest of his life and also in hell when he dies forever and ever and demons should poke and prod his shitty body if he stops for even one second

clap if you think he should suffer

Bruh it’s not that hard to let go of Harry Potter why does it have such a gorilla grip on some of u people. “It’s a cultural phenomenon” okay? it’ll never be SpongeBob.

The democratic party will never serve the interests of the people (nor will the Republicans) the solutions to our problems do not rest within the established two party regime.

I know none of you will reblog this because you only care about your pretty-boy celebrities and your contrived “discourse”, but I just undid Dracula’s curse

if you refuse to get the vaccine the government should sneak into your room after you go to sleep and take out the little chip in your neck that makes the supermarket doors open when you go near them