So I’ve had a crush on one of my cowekrrs for years now (and have no idea why 😂) luckily I’m remote so i only see him once in a blue when i fly in for meetings or something. Anyways, so we were at a company meeting and just chit chatting/catching up in btwn seminars… tell me why he just had a baby and the baby has my birthday!!!

Just found out i have new neighbors. And it’s a couple. Guess who has to control how loud she cums when she masturbates now 🙄

I really wanna be able to use the “i like your shoelaces” code if i see another tumblr user out in the wild one day, but it’s been sooo long i don’t think anyone will really remember

I don’t consider it a flex to say i can reduce whatever we had or were (friendship/relationship or whatever) to nothing and you’ll be dead to me. I hate when i have to do that. I hate when i have to walk away from someone i cared about in any capacity. As I’ve gotten older i know it’s something that has to be done and moving on is for my own good but it brings me no joy to do so. I don’t think it’s cool or funny or something to be proud of to be heartless.