Just found out i have new neighbors. And it’s a couple. Guess who has to control how loud she cums when she masturbates now 🙄

I really wanna be able to use the “i like your shoelaces” code if i see another tumblr user out in the wild one day, but it’s been sooo long i don’t think anyone will really remember

I don’t consider it a flex to say i can reduce whatever we had or were (friendship/relationship or whatever) to nothing and you’ll be dead to me. I hate when i have to do that. I hate when i have to walk away from someone i cared about in any capacity. As I’ve gotten older i know it’s something that has to be done and moving on is for my own good but it brings me no joy to do so. I don’t think it’s cool or funny or something to be proud of to be heartless.

I been in this bed rolling around like a rotisserie chicken, smokin my weed and eating Chinese food for 2 days now. Life is amazing