Do you think this diner will judge me if i order pancakes eggs and bacon even tho its 6pm

So I’ve had a crush on one of my cowekrrs for years now (and have no idea why 😂) luckily I’m remote so i only see him once in a blue when i fly in for meetings or something. Anyways, so we were at a company meeting and just chit chatting/catching up in btwn seminars… tell me why he just had a baby and the baby has my birthday!!!

Just found out i have new neighbors. And it’s a couple. Guess who has to control how loud she cums when she masturbates now 🙄

I really wanna be able to use the “i like your shoelaces” code if i see another tumblr user out in the wild one day, but it’s been sooo long i don’t think anyone will really remember