I am the mouse

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

….. Didn’t know most of that

Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.

Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.

you're not "gay" you're just addicted to the oxytocin and dopamine rush from sucking penis

me when im scared with Marty

I'll be honest I forgot being a transfeminist is like an active choice that most people don't choose in the first place and not a default. girls I think we have to start killing.

received a hellish vision of a new type of guy who, when about to cum, goes "whew, i'm not gonna lie, woops! gonna come! no two ways about it! that's what's happening folks! that's what's happening, that's the scoop! if you know you know! that's the situation, things are gonna get crazy, big time! it's gonna get crazy in here! don't say i didn't warn ya!"

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success