come sit a while ♡

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

ㅤ

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

What fandom, you ask? All of them. There’s not enough in any fandom.

ham and sneeze sandwich

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

Yup, that's going in the diary.

You cannot find my weaknesses on any wiki

baby hog is strong to yummys? it eats them all and is really happy?

☝️and then has a restful hog nap

Being an adult is mostly tidying and reading long strings of numbers over the phone.