Not condoning it, it's just what happened

notice how everyones 30 now

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

animal control to major tom

animal control to major tom

grab the cage and find out where that wombat's gone

you've been summoned for july duty

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

All my haters are skaters on the rapidly defrosting pond of success

I like preschool lunch time because it means I get to observe the Preschool Agora. or 3-4 year olds having conversations amongst each other in a large group. such as today they discussed who's been a baby before (conclusion: "even people we don't know") and who the first people were on earth ("let me guess," said one, "me.")

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(