Hand of Providence

Blast Off Into Cybersex Joe Biden

you cannot wear sunglasses or you are ableist

asking permission from a 16 year old on twitter to wear sunglasses because i’m afraid of romanticizing a disability

hey uh I hate to tell you this but your golden retriever boyfriend comes from a pet store and not a reputable breeder

I'll become his reputable breeder

fucking digimon fandom from left field holy shit

u guys realize the sun is a thing right it’s been out for awhile now

its so fucking funny that nuclear waste is such a contentious topic. like yeah those damn nuclear advocates need to figure out somewhere reasonable to put that nuclear waste. for now we will  be sticking with coal power because it puts its waste products safe and sound In Our Lungs, where they cannot hurt anybody,

you cant just put nuclear waste in the ground it might hurt somebdoy :/ put it in the air that everyone breathes like a responsible power source :/

hi everyone in the notes missing the point: opposing nuclear power de facto means supporting oil and coal. the status quo is not neutral. right now across the world nuclear plants are closing and new coal plants are being built—and if you are concerned with harm to indigenous peoples it is the latter that should fucking alarm you! countering ‘nuclear energy is a source of energy injustice and marginalized groups suffer the downsides most acutely’ to a post about how nuclear energy is less harmful than fossil fuels is like replying ‘but coke is unhealthy’ to a post about how coca cola is better for you than mainlining cyanide—it’s true, but it’s pretty fucking asinine.

okay one more reblog to say that everyone in the notes who is saying ‘well that’s a false dichotonomy, we don’t need fossil fuels Or nuclear power, we can use renewables’– i cannot think of a way to say this that doesn’t sound condescending, but sometimes the sun isn’t out. and sometimes it’s not windy. often even at the same time. and if your answer to these problems is ‘batteries’, well, if you think nuclear power is bad for indigenous peoples, you’re going to Fucking Lose It when you find out about lithium

my mom purposely overpaid her credit card bill by 1 cent so every month they send her a letter that says they owe her 1 cent and it costs them a dollar to send the letter plus the paper. she is costing corporations money 👍

Yes, but the added environmental cost of mailing a paper letter...

do you think they cut down a whole tree because my mom overpaid one cent. do you think they make one new piece of paper every time they need one

But trucks have to move that paper!

are you not aware that those trucks would be going either way. they aren’t taking another trip for one envelope

hello my name is billy postman, operator of the world's smallest and most environmentally harmful mail truck. it is one envelope big and requires thirty seven gallons of fuel to go one mile. (I personally am about one and a half envelopes big) my beloved truck is very slow and very loud and I hate both flora and fauna so so so much. I love corporations though

they should invent a new constellation and call it the big sniffer

what would it look like

disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"