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a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

i know cheating is bad but i'd like to thank it for what it has done for music & movie industry

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

Do not fall for the grindset mentality; jerk off and eat a hot pocket to recover spiritually

You just don't get this on other sites

was in the woods and saw my friend lying down on some moss and i was like oh hey! so i lied down next to them and after a few minutes i was like "this is like that hozier song, in a week." they said, "i don't think know it." i said, "you know, the one about him and a woman dead and decomposing in a field together, like romantically." they said, "oohhh. how's it go?" so i started singing In A Week from the top and we were just lying there with bugs crawling on us until more of our friends came by like "hey...we're gonna get going to the lake......................." and we were like damn but we kind of have this whole thing going on right now

Ethical snail yaoi. Snaoi if you will