sometimes a poll blog

i think some of you make jokes about absurd petplay scenarios with lizards and fish and shit out of a deep yearning you can't describe so you cloak it in irony. but i don't think less of you for it. maybe you actually do want somebody to take care of you without asking anything in return. maybe you want someone whose only desire is to observe & maintain you. i haven't dropped acid in a while so i think my tolerance has gone down. maybe you see the tranquil egoless oblivion of a slug on a leaf and feel jealousy in your heart. what if you're afraid to admit the thing that would fix you is the simple unexamined life of a corn snake

keep em comin

I clicked fearing it would be Out Of Touch but, instead, it is perfectly splendid

ID: video of a lone frog on the edge of a patio facing a grass lawn in the dark of night while it rains heavily. Halo 3 ODST's track 'Deference for Darkness' plays over the video, giving a deep melancholic feel, as the frog jumps into the grass.

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is

I love playing planet zoo with my little creatures and giving them Habitat and Enrichment and seeing their happy behaviours. it is my favourite thing about pet-owning. I will give my isopods a million apple slices and my old ass cats a million shelves to roll around on, and this will continue forever