The origin story begins (1/3)

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How to spot AI Hallucinations like a Reference Librarian (originally on Substack)

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"4 cross stitches in one square of aida cloth" and/or "that curve is impossible at that scale"

"how big is a couch, anyway?": the magical position changing snow leopard amigurami with impossible proportions

"I don't think you know what a crochet stitch looks like"

"I know YOU don't know what what a crochet stitch looks like"

"you (left) stole this idea (right) and made it worse"

"i would buy this as a cross stitch pattern, but you labeled it "blackwork" and then fucked up the scale on this aida cloth. again."

"i was suspicious when you claimed your crochet doll pattern had articulated knees, but this is just silly"

which like yeah. they’re twins.

but when they’re first introduced in gtn, gideon basically says their only similarity is that they’re both blonde and tall, which implies that:

A. gideon is an unreliable narrator because she’s too distracted by her attraction to corona

B. harrow is an unreliable narrator because she’s attracted to ianthe despite her better judgement

Well, I've often seen theories that Corona being forced to "live" as a necromancer while secretly being a cavalier was an allegory for being trans. And... to be honest? I wasn't convinced of it. Because you could technically read every break with social norms in a book as a methaphor for being trans. Until now.

You see, I recently talked to another person and they told me the story of Iphis and Ianthe. It's an ancient myth and the story is basically: a woman gives birth to a child. But the father's threatened to kill it, if it should be a girl, so she raises the child (of whom she thinks it's actually a girl) as a boy and names it "Iphis." (Which is apparently a gender-neutral name.) Iphis then falls in love with a girl named Ianthe - which is a problem though, since she doesn't now about that whole story. So Iphis asks the gods for help and the goddess Isis transformes Iphis to a man.

Thing is, I knew about that story. I just couldn't connect it to Ianthe. I asked myself actually several times, why Ianthe's named Ianthe. All the characters seem to have a name with a hidden meaning and Ianthe... seemed to have none?

But now I think... What if the name Ianthe doesn't tell us something about Ianthe... but about Corona?

And as you can see it is not like instant death, they too are just animals and they are often just gently curious about the presence of humans! But people who study and dive with sharks will tell you you're safe as long as you stay calm and know what you're doing. The world's leading professional night divers and experts on these squids, specifically??? Stress in every interview and article and paper they write in that you simply do not fuck around with these squids. They know what they're doing and they still all have at least one story of being attacked, in some cases having to be hospitalized. Considering just how rarely anybody puts themselves in the pitch dark nighttime ocean on purpose, let alone during a squid feeding frenzy, it sounds like they're quite a bit more likely to consider you potential food than other marine predators. We also don't know how many fatal attacks might have ever happened, because what humboldt squid like to do with large prey is just drag it away into the darkness forever. The two worst attacks ever proven involved two or three squid at a time latching on to a diver (in BOTH cases they were professionals and knew the risk!) and jetting straight downward with enough force that both divers suffered injury from the sudden pressure change alone, including burst eardrums, nearly passed out and they probably would have died if they hadn't broken free. In general, people who die drowning in the dark open ocean are either never found, or they're found in pieces picked over by enough scavengers that the precise cause of death can only be narrowed down to "the sea." But now you know ONE of "the sea's" possible murder weapons :)

There's a short section on Humboldt squid in Wikipedia's entry for Cephalopod attacks on humans:

And if you can get past some of Animal Planet's hokey presentation style, this video includes a bit of interview with one of those professional experts who still got nearly squidded from existence:

There is of course some debate about all this, with some arguing that all proven documented attacks occurred on people with reflective diving equipment, which they say the squid must have mistaken for the shine of fish. However, there are lots and lots of people who have to fish around these squids to survive, who do not have access to that kind of equipment, and also have a consensus that if you fall in the water when big squids are out hunting you might disappear without a trace or perhaps just get your head bitten open. With many modern science guys agreeing with this sentiment, this is one case where the "they're just misunderstood sea friends" crowd is kind of outnumbered. The sea at night is theirs and not ours is all. It's not ours during the day either but since we are neither marine nor nocturnal animals we are double fools in the eyes of the squids, which by the way are these eyes:

No for real:

Also because I can't reblog every addition together: