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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

I like the implication that Mexico is responsible for documenting everything else

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

oh this is an insane parallel.

my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone's like "one must imagine sisyphus" no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same

[COVERED IN BLOOD] haha. Maybe i will get promoted

tomorrow

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

Queueing this for next year

queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

Its me, your feral godmother

*waves a wand and grants you the teeth and claws to fuck your evil step family up*

Good luck kid you're in a reverse beauty and beast situation. Do not let that princely motherfucker fall in love with your inner humanity or the spell will fail and you'll turn human again

Good news if you bite his ass you can start a pack together. Go forth. Enjoy the ball

You can bite a princess too if you want. Or a milkmaid, or a butler or whatever. Go nuts. The more the merrier