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Happy Pride Month to my bisexual King Aka Leonard Mccoy
Hello, Grace! Hello, Grace friends!
i cant figure out if youve answered this already so sorry if you already have but what was the process of finding a publisher like ?
it was hard! very hard! which isn’t meant to discourage anyone - if anything, it means that you shouldn’t let rejections bother you.
first off was finding an agent, which meant making a list of every literary agency I could find that accepted books in English (using sites like querytracker and manuscriptwishlist), and combing through them to see if they had any agents currently accepting queries in my genre. I had really shit luck with Canadian agencies, because they skew heavily toward literary fiction, and my book was genre fiction. but eventually, I had a list of 120 agents I stood a reasonably good chance with.
then, the applications! it’s good to do it in batches, because the occasional personalized rejection will give you something to work on. like I completely rewrote the 10 book pages I was submitting, and redid my query letter about fifteen times. I paid editors online to critique my query letter, I won a contest where the reward was commentary on my query letter…..that query letter was my magnum opus. I put everything into it, and it still kinda sucked. one thing I learned along the way is that people really don’t care about your social media following, UNLESS it’s on Twitter or TikTok. if you say “I have a blog on tumblr :)” people will just be like “I thought that site got shut down.”
anyway, after 70+ written rejections (and many more silent rejections), I got an acceptance! a literary agent was interested in representing my book - if I made some changes to it. so I did (added more romance and ‘cozy’ scenes), and sent it back to him, and then he began shopping it around to publishers.
it took about six months to find an interested publisher. we didn’t have great luck with Americans, but British publishers seemed to really click with the humour, and suddenly we had multiple places interested at once! we went with Titan Books (technically an indie, but with a distribution partnership with penguin), and then…….back into editing hell because the book still needed more romance.
from start to finish, it took four years from the book being written to it being released! it’s a lengthy frustrating process, and so many people give up because the constant rejection wears you down, but you just have to be incredibly stubborn and have a delusional level of belief in your own work.
good luck!

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the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system
if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"
Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!
i was about to say this is at the Toronto airport and then suddenly it definitely. Was. Not.
That’s just the Toronto Bannana Boa
tucson aint got much but it does have a bridge shaped like a rattlesnake
hes my friend
glad people are reblogging my friend the bridge snake

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Writing tips:
“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context
“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.
there’s an agenda at play
from her autobio comics:
#on a darker level #being from Hokkaido means she has reason to be personally invested in the Ishbal annihilation #because Hokkaido is stolen land #like a lot of other places colonized in the last few hundred years #if you’re sensitive to this kind of thing #it gives you a personal stake #in genocide stories #that most Japanese people don’t have #>> #idk i felt the way she handles the genocide #speaks to having been aware of that #from a formative age (via whetstonefire)
Those tags are 100% right and Arakawa has confirmed that it was intentional in an interview as she has family that are part Ainu.
So her family history definitely had a role in how she presented the genocide in FMA.
The Most Common Portrayals of Cinderella's Stepmother
Just like Cinderella herself, her Prince, and the Fairy Godmother, the character of the Stepmother has been portrayed in very different ways in different adaptations of the tale. While each portrayal is unique, and they all have certain aspects in common – e.g. despising Cinderella, wanting her own daughters to marry the Prince, and trying to train them to be charming ladies – I've managed to find six basic archetypes for the character.
The Haughty Harridan
This woman embodies the phrase "commanding presence." She's loud in voice, typically large in body, and emphatically a woman of power. She's usually an aristocrat, of higher status than Cinderella's birth family, and as a result, she exudes arrogance and displays a volcanic temper if she doesn't get her own way. If Cinderella's father is still alive, she rules over him, and if he's dead, she rules the rest of her household with an iron fist. She generally treats Cinderella no worse than any other servant, but any servant in her employ faces constant shouting, excessive demands, and threats of beatings. Meanwhile, she dresses in gaudy, tasteless fashions to show off her "wealth" (even if she's secretly deep in debt), and is determined to see her daughters marry royalty so she can become "the power behind the throne." Few versions of the Stepmother are more imposing... yet few are more ridiculous. Of all versions of the character, this pompous, overbearing lady is the one who's most often a comic figure. On the opera stage, we see her in Madame de la Haltière in Massenet's Cendrillon, and in gender-bent form as the stepfather Don Magnifico in Rossini's La Cenerentola. Onscreen, examples include Faina Ranevskaya in the 1947 Russian film, Hikmet Gül in the 1971 Turkish film Sinderella Külkedisi, and in a slightly more reserved yet still pompous form, Carola Braunbock in the 1973 Czech classic Three Wishes for Cinderella.
The Cold-Blooded Schemer
This is a much quieter, subtler stepmother than the Haughty Harridan, but much more sinister and dangerous. She embodies refinement and ladylike manners, rarely raises her voice or loses her calm demeanor, and dresses with impeccable taste. But her manner is cold and quick to turn forbidding. She deeply loathes Cinderella, not only as a rival to her daughters, but because she personally envies the girl's charm and beauty, and narcissistically resents the fact that Cinderella's late father loved his daughter more than he loved her. Therefore, she takes a quietly sadistic pleasure in emotionally abusing her. Like a cat with a mouse, she toys with her – for example, pretending to agree to bring her to the ball if she can finish her chores in time, only to deliberately overwhelm her with extra work. And with her intelligent, scheming mind, she'll stop at nothing – lying, cheating, or even breaking the law – to realize her goal of making one of her daughters a princess, or at least to prevent Cinderella from becoming one. The most famous Stepmother of this type is obviously Lady Tremaine, as voiced by Eleanor Audley, in Disney's 1950 animated feature. Other examples are Duchess Dalbin in the anime Cinderella Monogatari, and Anjelica Huston's Baroness Rodmilla de Ghent in Ever After: A Cinderella Story. Although the latter has a few more comic moments and a bit more glamor and seductiveness than the others.. which brings us to...
The Glamorous Gold-Digger
This Stepmother is a slightly younger woman than other Stepmothers, and is still very beautiful – and she most definitely knows it. She dresses at the height of fashion too, no less than her daughters do, and she carefully trains her daughters not only in elegant manners, but in the art of flirting and seduction, which she also still practices with certain men. We see how her charms must have captivated Cinderella's father and blinded him to her darker side. We also see how she's driven her own family into genteel poverty and debt with her taste for lavish gowns, jewels, and parties. Nothing matters to her more than wealth, status, and pleasure, and she sneers with disdain at Cinderella's preference for values like love and kindness instead. Meanwhile, she's just as cunning and manipulative as she is glamorous, and like the Cold-Blooded Schemer, she'll gladly resort to dirty tricks to ensure that one of her daughters marries the Prince – or if possible, to marry the handsome young Prince herself. Examples of this characterization are Bernadette Peters in the 1997 version of Rodgers & Hammerstein's musical, Cate Blanchett's Lady Tremaine in Disney's 2015 live-action remake, and Erika Johnson Newell's Pulchitruda in the 1995 musical A Tale of Cinderella, while Anjelica Huston's Rodmilla in Ever After combines it with the Cold-Blooded Schemer.
The Persnickety Pragmatist
This Stepmother is neither a schemer nor a blowhard, but instead, is mainly a fussbudget. She's a strict, stern woman with a vision of the perfect life: one of wealth and comfort, with two charming, ladylike daughters and a quiet, obedient stepdaughter, and preferably with one of those daughters eventually married to the Prince. And she spends her days fussing and taking any practical action necessary to create that life for herself. Her daughters will be taught that they must be perfect in order to fulfill their mother's plans for them, and she spends hours training and instructing them, as well as lacing them into tight corsets and rubbing their skin with rose oil for beauty. Meanwhile, her enslavement of Cinderella is simply a practical solution to a problem – they can't afford to have servants anymore, but she still wants a life of ease – and her harshness toward the girl isn't out of sadism, but always in response to what she sees as real transgressive behavior. For example, when Cinderella gives her good food and drink to those in need, or picks flowers from her garden for her parents' graves. She's almost less of a villain to Cinderella than just an extremely stern, demanding mother: except that she gives her no love or care. Examples include Elsa Lanchester's Widow Sonder in The Glass Slipper, Jo Van Fleet in the 1965 version of Rodgers & Hammerstein's musical, and Margaret Lockwood in The Slipper and the Rose.
The Smiling Snake-in-the-Grass
Here we have a cheerful Stepmother who comically plays the role of a kind, caring woman. We can see just how she tricked Cinderella's father into thinking she would bring warmth and joy into his home. She's affectionate to her daughters (even as she pressures them to marry and tries to train them to be more ladylike), dotes on her husband if he's alive, makes a show of mourning him deeply if he's dead, and even tends to hide her loathing of Cinderella under a friendly facade. Often she'll "reason" with Cinderella and insist that she has a good reason for enslaving her: for example, that the family needs the stepsisters to marry rich, so they can't afford to roughen their pretty hands with work, or that Cinderella's slaving for them is a "good deed" to make up for the unfairness of her superior beauty and charm. She shows Cinderella the occasional "act of kindness" too: for example, giving her a hair ribbon made from leftover scraps of dress fabric. Of course this sweetness is nothing but a disguise for her inner venom. After the Prince finds Cinderella, expect her tone to change dramatically on one way or another: either she'll reveal her inner spite and furiously lash out at everyone, or, more likely, she'll play the adoring royal mother-in-law and suddenly dote on Cinderella far more than on her own daughters. Examples include Ilka Chase in the original 1957 version of Rodgers & Hammerstein's musical, Dana Medřická in the 1969 Czech Popelka, and Eve Arden in the 1984 Faerie Tale Theatre adaptation.
The Bitter Broken Bird
This is a Stepmother who appears in some of the more recent adaptations, by creators who want her to be "nuanced." She's usually a subtype of another characterization, typically the Glamorous Gold-Digger or the Persnickety Pragmatist, but what matters is that this Stepmother is hurting. Inner pain and disappointment are the basis for her cruelty. She was once full of dreams and optimism like Cinderella, but those dreams were shattered long ago. Maybe she really loved at least one, or both of her husbands, and was devastated when she lost them; or maybe she had ambitions that were crushed by society because she was a woman. And though she rules her household, we're made to feel her powerlessness in the outside world – her vulnerability as an aging widow living in genteel poverty with unmarried daughters. As a result, she's become a cold cynic who teaches her girls to value nothing except social climbing. She despises Cinderella because the girl's innocent idealism reminds her too much of her own former self, and she wants to break her spirit the way her own spirit was broken. We can't excuse her actions, but we pity her. Bernadette Peters in the 1997 Rodgers & Hammerstein production and Cate Blanchett's Lady Tremaine in Disney's 2015 live action film both partially give us this portrayal (combined with the Glamorous Gold Digger), but its strongest embodiment (combined with the Persnickety Pragmatist) is Idina Menzel's Vivian in the 2021 Kay Cannon musical.
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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

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Normalize being so happy and excited about shit that you proceed to promptly eat shit.