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Here's my pickup line. Can you give your perspective as a woman?
Did you know that male seahorses give birth? Let's give birth to wonderful conversations.
i thought “can you give your perspective as a woman” was the pickup line which is frankly a better pickup line than whatever that was
Twelve captured by in-universe cameras.
They should have let Rocky say fuck
imagine Ryland humming one day while working and Rocky just goes bonkers like “why Grace say that, question!? why Grace say 🎶🎵, question? bad bad bad” and Ryland is just like “what??” and hums the tune again and then they have an exchange of swear words. Ryland of course still doesn’t use them which means Rocky doesn’t learn the proper usage and constantly throws the wrong curses in the most hilarious spots
Fist my bump. Nope. It's still not right.
PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026 — dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

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grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.
Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.
forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.
coltland au. Colt is just starting his stunt career and is nervous about a specific stunt. so he goes to Ryland, because of course he does
Ryland: it’s just physics. just science.
Colt: if it’s that simple, you do it then
Ryland: absolutely not. i want to keep my feet on terra firma
Colt: so you’re saying when i’m a big star, you’re not going to fly to London and New York to be at the premieres?
Ryland, with a sigh: i’ll do that. but only for you. you’re the only one i’ll leave the ground for
Colt now thinks of this conversation most nights as he looks at the stars
I fucked Roy G. Biv
I was lying but they actually did fuck Roy G. Biv

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‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.
DMV Line Appreciation Month. National Root Canal Month.
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the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

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month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in
yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second
many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third
idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design
"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.