Mythral, according to La

She doesn't have to have started as a girl.

Could really use more media where wives viciously protect their husbands

Also violently. I want very violently. I want her to go scorched earth. I want five scenes earlier to see her husband being diplomatic and calming down a situation so no one gets hurt because his wife is in danger. And then something happens and now he’s unconscious and being threatened and his wife just absolutely levels a seven block radius with the force of her refusal to let anyone hurt him.

“Westerners are fond of the saying ‘Life isn’t fair.’ Then, they end in snide triumphant: ‘So get used to it!’ What a cruel, sadistic notion to revel in! What a terrible, patriarchal response to a child’s budding sense of ethics. Announce to an Iroquois, ‘Life isn’t fair,’ and her response will be: ‘Then make it fair!’” –Barbara Alice Mann

DUDE THIS KID SHREDS HARD

this is what dnd bards look like when they’re casting spells. like this dude is casting fucking power word kill but the power word is SHRED

… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?

CLOCKODILES.

somewhere captain hook is shitting himself