:P

Parallel Earth.

AMAZING

I LOVE

As a white person I feel obligated to reblog this because we need to see this sort of shit more especially in tv shows and stuff like that, will help the future children be less dickish

^^ I agree

^^^

^^^^

This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

Amen.

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.

[Image ID/ Tweet from Your Woke Aunty (@/ YasminYonis) reading: It’s wild to me that I can marry a random man today and give him health insurance but I can’t provide my sister health insurance or my grandmother. The American idea of who is family & who do we care for doesn’t make sense to me. Also, everyone should have universal healthcare. /End ID]

So true. Pisses me off the way only one type of family is allowed or acknowledged in this fucking society.

Careful not to drop those dildos, Butterfingers.

oh this is an EXCELLENT noise

Most excellent

That noise!!!

I really respect the guy that just keeps faceplanting all of the softest looking creatures. Same, dude. same.

OH MY GOSH IT’S ADORABLE

Gotta reblog every time I see it

I'm so fucking tired of shows getting cancelled without so much as the dignity of a proper ending. Do tv execs not realize that if they can't be trusted to finish what they start, they could lose their audience? They beg us to watch their shows and then punish us for doing so. I am sick of getting yanked around.

seriously though

BLEASE

This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

i should’ve said “Frodo’s Bizarre Adventure”

Gandalf 💕