lioness

Soothe me with gentle words before you hurt me, like I am a pet you are about to put down.

Just returning the favor my beloved ❤️😘

why does no man slap his dick against my pussy anymore before pushing it in? please knock before entering, that is just common decency

i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.

someone who's confused but who's got the spirit has the best thing, which is respect. the other stuff is secondary. I'd take someone who's messing up but doing their best to treat me respectfully any day over someone who's using the right words to do me wrong.

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

Big screen also to buy things. I don't trust little screen for buying things. Related, if I can't use my credit card or pay you cash (PayPal you're okay but you're on thin fucking ice) I'm not buying from you. Fuck zelle and cashapp and all these apps that try to be banks. You're not a bank. I dont trust you. Shut up. Go away.

@videogamecows

You don't get to tell this beautiful cow who she is. If she wants to moo, let her moo.

I used to set this one for second year undergraduate creative writing seminars on writing science fiction on a double bill with Octavia E. Butler's "Bloodchild" and no-one here gets out alive.

I paused the robot vacuum so I could listen to this 1950’s story predicting the robot vacuum.

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