lioness

...I'm sorry WHAT THE FUCK is this movie?!

Olivia Coleman asks Peter Dinklage to make a basket-husband. Her village immediately gets super jealous 'cause the horrifying wicker man is a far better partner than the dudes are.

Pardon my 80's UK TV awareness, but I'm getting distinct Worzel Gummidge vibes here, with Dinklage as the Crow Man.

This movie looks horny and fuckin insane and I'm here for it :D

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

Imagine the surreal insanity of being Irina Petrova and just hanging out having a hobby that you're very intense about and then you notice something weird and then all at once your name is one of the most uttered in history, by total accident. In the movie universe they describe her as a "radio telescope enthusiast" she does not even do this professionally. And suddenly everything is Petrova line, Petrova frequency, Petrova wavelength, Petrovascope, Petrova Task Force, Petrova problem. And you're like man. I have a day job.

I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

do they live in capitalist bikini bottom or socialist space future because the answer really affects whether spock fixes squiddy or systemic injustices change who spock is as a person.

I was imagining the enterprise comes to bikini bottom planet of the week style but I'm obsessed with the idea of spock working at the krusty krab & how that would affect him psychologically

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

Chestnut - e/e

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend