I write (sorta)

in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this

Bumping because I’m probably gonna make this tonight.

Ok I tried to find this for the LONGEST TIME like a month ago

Awh shit

If you want to know how to mak homemade restaurant style teriyaki sauce hmu

You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

This is so true

This, a thousand times this.

GOD, that last gif is so accurate. that’s the best way to describe this feeling. 

I’M SO GLAD THIS GOT A TON OF NOTES

THEY LOOK SO HAPPY TO BE HELPING

do you weirdos hear yourselves when you talk or do you just frantically type whatever you’re thinking into the ask box and slam the send button before you have a chance to realize the shit you say is completely off the wall

Luckily, this wiggle is poking her head out in my driveway, five hundred feet away from the road (which is a dead end) and next door to a nature center. She’s pretty much as traffic-safe as she could be! (I’ll drop a text in the household group chat just to be sure, though, everyone wants all of our little woodland buddies to be safe.)  That is a really good tip though, I’m going to keep that one in mind. 

I have a bit of a migraine so I can’t words so good but there’s an entire type pf psychology where you warn for one thing when you actually don’t want them to do another becuase if you warn them about the actual thing people don’t take it seriously or will be dicks about it.

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon