all your faves are autistic.

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write gen fics. we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write character studies and stories with no focus on romance or sex. we have to get on our knees and thank the brave soldiers in fandom who write about minor characters and friendship and family with no focus on romance or sex. i know it’s hard to care about characters in a world that seems to only revolve around ships but i see you. and i love you

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

Sorry you almost had to entertain the idea that people like me exist, I'm sure that was very painful for you.

you know you really don’t see scarecrows anymore

is it because the farmers finally entered a tentative alliance with the crows? is scarecrow unemployment an issue now? or have they all successfully transitioned to retail economy labor (store mannequins)

I did see a video of a chicken farmer befriending his local crows specifically so they'd ward off the hawks and it worked. so basically they got jobs

Oh my god….the farmers negotiated a corporate merger with their industry rivals and fired the compliance department….