im in the shit i cant get out of

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

did you google how to take a screen shot

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

this guy is a hypnospace outlaw website given a human body

its wild that no ones even pointed out that two of the tumblr sexyman contenders were in the same show together

blood test came back i'm full of blood

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

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I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

so basically it’s a movie about a princess bride. but its not happening in real life, it’s in a book. and the guy who’s reading the book? is old as fuck. and the kid he’s reading it to? is sick