LET THEIR EYES ROLL

im gonna start a band specifically to start a romance within it that then ruins the band

Why

feel like im hot enough to pull it off

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

My incredibly bleak philosophy of compassion is that we should all pity each other horribly and practice an according amount of kindness.

people dont need to be sober and drug-free to deserve food and shelter and kindness imho

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

Oh. Shit.

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf