Me and the Homies Getting Nonverbal at da Club

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Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

she’s such an icon!!!

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

if I wad Louis I’d freak the fuck out if my baby was British lol. But she s calm and collected about it which speakes to her character 😌↕️

think I've been mildly cursed by a witch

for years now my laptop charger has reliably broken every 6 months. admittedly i keep replacing it with the cheapest possible generics, but I've tried differed brands and ALWAYS, 6 months in Death knocks impatiently at my door, its skeletal hand outstretched demanding yet another goddamn power cable. the only feasible explanation is i pissed off a witch. the alternative is that i'm the problem, which seems unikely

the witch is called enshittification

excellent so is this like a rumpelstiltskin situation or

LIFE HACK UNLOCKED

Adding charms and keychains to random things definitely improves the living experience