🌸 empty husk filled with sin 🌸

Because of course

Apparently you can’t get your rocks off on Tumblr anymore. 

i am contractually obligated to congratulate you on this reply

oh my god, the lions just boppin’ along holy ffff

THIS IS MY 2018.

My life is now complete

Let’s all enjoy this one while we can. I can’t fucking believe this. 

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

op what the fuck is that

Beep beep, you uber has arived. What the fuck, Oleg?

Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity

do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft

I love….. adding unnecessary e’s to words like spicey or babey. ……. it makes the words pop

Unnecessary, redundant, sloppy, visually displeasing, and a sign of not understanding the English language. But yeah, they “pop” I guess. Just like my assumption that you arent average.

oooo!!! buzzkill syndrome, i see. a true example, what a case study.

someone is angery!!!

what a bitche

Dudes really talk a lot about No Nut November considering how many of their girlfriends have been doing a No Orgasm for the Entire Damn Relationship

bold of you to assume the people doing no nut november even have girlfriends