WTF Zeus

There are so many fuckin' horned ungulates in this world. Truly a glorious part of life.

Zeus being a cow makes more sense when you see this shit

The greeks were so into cows

Such good friends. Maybe even room mates

Has anyone tried to see if chimpanzees or bonobos could be taught to fully master fire

this one guy did and he was chained to a mountain to have an eagle eat his liver every day

Medusa was kinda problematic  :/

She objectified a lot of people 

guys that only read self help books are so cringe. like bro all books are self help books the characters make the mistakes so you dont have to. After reading oediupus rex i knew to not do that

Has anyone tried to see if chimpanzees or bonobos could be taught to fully master fire

this one guy did and he was chained to a mountain to have an eagle eat his liver every day

if I found out I was prophesied to kill my father, fuck my mother, and bring a curse upon my city, I would simply move to a different city and leave my parents behind to avoid it.

by zeus this can’t be happening

Unfortunately we can’t blame Zeus for this one

oh, so murdering my husband on his return from troy after he sacrificed our daughter to Artemis makes me the bad guy??? god forbid women do anything  🙄

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this