Blorbo Merchant

KSKSJSLSKSKLASIIS OKAY GENOS-

I’D NEVER SAY NO TO U 🤚

Hell yeah ig?

I mean like he is my type so I’m not complaining (also I do have a crush on him)

tags :3 (and anyone who wants to join): @rick-ety @creepybaesment @slightlytoastedbagel @ace-and-the-rpg-horrors @leg-endaryhero

not like there was much competitonnnnn xvdbndkls:

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT HIM

I’m deleting my blog.

HELL YEAH

No pressure tagging uhhhhh not sure who to tag— AND IF YOU DONT GET TAGGED PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STILL DO IT!! I just don’t want a giant glob of text

LMAO RANDOM BACKGROUND SBG CHARACTER I WOULD ABSOLUTELY MARRY THEM

This won’t end well…

Interesting.

I mean hey I’m fine with this but like-

…

OH FUCK YEAH BUT ALSO NO?????

Like I have a crush on him but he’s also insane

(Art by my bestie @tea-lol-here ) (sorry for the tag just wanted to credit you)

@moon-mage @george228732 @rhapsodosrequiem @paintedplum7 hiiiiii

….you know what I wouldn’t mind marrying him

Now the real question is who am I marrying

idk if this counts but its the last saved image on my laptop

i’ll take ranpo ty (artist is ky11iy1 on insta)

pffffftttt say LESSSSSSSSSSSSS

I screamed :3

YUTAAAA AAAAAAAAHHHH

tags (no pressure ! ) @chuuyrr@tsuunara@silverbladexyz@justcallmesakira@flowerofbuffoonery@atzuhi@atlasnessie@walking-simp@xxcandlelightxx@cheriiyaya@lovedazai@cafunewon@heartsfourdazai@guacamoleroll

BOTH OF THEM???? WWWWWWWWWAAAAAHDHSISNSKJDS perfect actually

… Hear me out- he is just so.. fine (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

GASP

YEEESSSSSSS

-E

well i’ll take either i luv them both!!

i like the guy, but haha, no. just no, on so many levels.

Awwww I totally would!!! Kunikida my love <33

………………uh……………..

I don’t even know who they are, I’m only on the first episode and this was the outro + they haven’t been introduced yet 😃

I don’t like men and he doesn’t like women, so…

We could probably have a pretty cute platonic relationship tho

We could on nice dates and get drunk and kill people who think we’re a romantic couple

Plus I would relate to his crippling dread of being unable to escape the place you fear most because you went there at least somewhat willingly not knowing the nightmare it would become.

I’d also kick Valentino in the balls for him

Everyday is a 50/50 chance of Jingliu going insane cuz she’s mara-struck and killing me or not. I have black cat levels of bad luck, I wouldn’t last a day

HELP MEEEE this is a jim henson company scooby doo puppet that was made before they decided to use cgi instead. me and my irl found it really funny so we took a picture 😭 i don’t even know what to do broooo

Oh nooooooo I have to marry achilles how horrible is thaaaaattt (sucks for him because he’s gay and his heart belongs to another but uh great for me)

Absolute peak poly marriage

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

just 4 u. I braved Phone Art while on Turbo Morphine (I think they called it dilaudid. it's Turbo Morphine 2 me)

I found out my body cannot handle opioids.

my muscles lock tf up and deliver the worst pain imaginable in every direction at once. I can't describe it. it's not just pain it's the sensation of every disgusting awful flu ache you've ever experienced in your life condensed into one square inch of your body, all over your body.

do u know what alternatives hospitals have to opioids? HA, HAHAHA

I'd love to say this has been an educational experience, but unfortunately I run on Spite and simply vow to torture my blorbos even more now

Stomach is back where it should be, I got some guts stapled and skin glued, and recited Dexter's Lab every time the nurses mixed powdered medicine in with my applesauce. I'm bored of drinking ramen and watching Resident Alien reruns so I'm gonna peruse the tags!

I cannot tell you how many times I unironically gazed into the middle distance and thought this

I've learned things can be true and also a shit post at the same time. unfortunately

starting to think maybe I've been saying this too much all my life and karmic justice just backed up in the pipes before exploding. still gonna obliterate those twinks tho. get back here Siffrin I'm not done with you yet

this guy is getting the true moral of this story

I HAVEN'T IN YEARS so either the AO3 curse has a disconcerting half-life, or it extends to discord servers and Google docs. both are horrifying and deserve a federal grant for further investigation

you and me both! isn't nature beautiful

you've made me realize my most recent fic in my gdocs is in fact the darkest thing I've written. so maybe all the ppl in the tags claiming AO3 curse aren't as wrong as I've been thinking they are

god's a bitch and I'm into omegaverse

I feel like I should get a medal for enduring something so fucked up that randos on the internet think I must be lying. yeah bro me too

fuck life. I give myself lemons. AO3 on hospital Wi-Fi

you do not. like emphatically, I don't think that's a great idea

I'd say I'm sorry but tbh this seems very on theme for ISAT so

THANK you I need everyone to remember I'm a gamer first, god's favorite crusty sock in the bottom of the drawer second

the ARE a lot of people in the tags calling me Jesus Christ

I'll admit that one's on me. when I started being unable to eat anything, my first thought was not "stomach straight up saying the abdomen's haunted"

I hate that I was actually considering getting white haired anime boy haircut right before all this happened. could you fucking imagine

don't carbon date me like this

This man deserves all the praise in the world for the two seasons he gave us. I'm gonna miss him

And, if Ruby was in Belinda's role in that two parter, Mel, the one companion who canonically has a photographic memory, could be the one person who remembers things no-one else does? Which would both make more sense and wouldn't involve hiring Bonnie Langford just to have her do absolutely nothing??