I.feel.weird

I need him to snap, crackle pop me! Crack me up like a glowstick and let me glow! I know it probably won't fit, but we'll make it fit! And if I rip in half from the inside out? GOOD! I'M RIGHT WHERE I WANNA BE! I know he's packing, you can't convince me otherwise. There's a huge fucking piece of meat hiding in those leather pants!!

This dude, this man right here👇

Yes, him! Him and his stupidly handsome fucking face!!😠👆

The amount of dripped out this man is, his fucking fit is fitting! All them details in the fit? Dude! And then the gold teeth as well? Oml! And he also has a voice smooth as warm butter, with the charm of a sly fox, oh come on!!! Just take those huge fucking hands and crush me in them already! RAAAH!!!!

I don't care anymore, he's a carnal need. It's turning primal BABY! I want him to stalk me and hunt me down, take me in the spot he finds me. Make me feel stupid with his intellect. Degrade me, then reward me. Overpower and overstimulate me!

God damn let him keep me as an experiment for his own amusement and entertainment at this point!

Victor Gideon: *giving a monthly staff meeting or something like that*

My oc: *asks an incredibly stupid question*

*Victor and everyone else staring at them*

*oc oblivious and waiting*

Victor: "You're not pretty bright, are you?"

(preferably with some Lana del Rey as background music)

You go one moment to long without an obsession and the obsessions apparently comes to you😩

(I have wanted to watch Dr.Who for a while but never got around to starting, this was a sign to finally do that I guess🙃)

So I have just started BDW, finished episode 2 yesterday. Oh boy is it great so far already!

BUT my point is how great isn't Mikey?! I adore how he portrays the brother Gruber character😭 (my fav npc so far tbh) The bugbear Jamety(?) too is great. And how he generally (not only this campaign) has awesome voice acting and humor. I can't handle his talent, so I had to gush a little about it🥹 or him I guess🤔

Anyone else feel that way?