I stopped being special for 2 seconds today and the pain? Unimaginable.

as per my last straw,

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

how am i so obsessive and so avoidant at the same time

im not beating the shy allegations fuck it.. lawyer ill take it from here you have been great. your honor i am shy as fuuuck

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

She teaches you the peace of loving something wild without the expectation of its return.

rule of thumb is you do not think about your life on a sunday. that is the devil talking

I hope this is a wake up call for the Dutch coach to keep Memphis Depay as far away from this team as possible 😑😑