Things I Want to Feed a Boy Way Too Much Of
Kraft macaroni & cheese (I love how it’s solid and pasta-y but also clumps together into gooey feed able bites)
Other pasta (ideally something with a clingy wine/butter type sauce, but really anything)
Assorted fancy donuts (maybe blindfolded? so he has to guess what each one is)
Pizza (we’d be watching a movie, and every so often he’d discover that I’d gotten him another slice, and then at the end of the movie he’d discover how much he’d actually eaten)
Instant mashed potatoes (because *apparently* if you eat these mixed with just a little water, and then drink more water, they swell up inside you and you can feel yourself expanding)
Jumbo marshmallows (I like to hand feed people, and I like that they’re soft and yielding but large enough that you have to open your mouth pretty wide to get a whole one in)
Cheesecake (similar to above, the textural thing)
A ton of beer (round, bloated, and sorta drunk sounds like fun times)
Milkshakes (for the “I’m going to make you so fucking fat” angle… hearing him moan as talk about what I’m pouring into him is about to do to his body… all the extra things I put into it to make sure it really blimps him up… how I’m going to measure him tomorrow and if I’m not happy I’ll make him live on milkshakes, just keep him full all the time until he’s plumped up to my satisfaction)
Pudding (I just have this thing about pudding… also, a belly packed full of pudding seems like it would be the most fun possible to play with)
Jello (possibly a competitor for the “most fun to play with” title)