Hi!
Please don’t be offended if I don’t respond to dms I’m online rarely and social anxiety hates me BAD.
(Latest edit: 11/25/25)
If you want the collective blog it’s here: @collective-clownery
I’m the guy. The thing. The Tylenol boy. The strange creechur scurrying around in your inbox
I type in pink because it’s my favorite colorrr and in a fancy font because. Uh. Because I’m cool, I guess.
Below the cut: Tags System, Pronouns Page, interests, revealed sideblogs, AND EVERYTHING INTERESTING!
Hanging myself with fishing line - art! Mostly doodles
Name Withheld and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Immune System - Sick posts
Hyperfixation Hell - Hyperfixation posting
Heart Emoji /p - favorites collection (reblog)
Memoji Keiji - Memoji Keiji Saga
Candles reads mpreg - IT WAS NOT MY IDEA NOT MY IDEA NOT MY IDEA
Candles reads Danganronpa - when I read Danganronpa fics! NOTE: I know barely anything about Danganronpa, I started Trigger Happy Havoc on April 5th 2024. I have not finished it.
Kill Candles 2024 - Execute me 2024
Candles gets a treat for entertaining the horrors - self explanatory
CANDLES IS A FUCKING IDIOT - self explanatory
Candles plays Danganronpa - FINALLY!! CANDLES IS PLAY!!ING THE GAME!!!
Candles writes mpreg - . . . THE FOLLOWERS GET WHAT THEY WANT!! (In relation to one of my sideblogs)
Miami - Homoerotic
Homoerotic - Miami
Candles lore - NO CANDLES DON’T GIVE OUT YOUR LORE CANDLES
Candles n Friends! - details of real life hangouts with friends :)
sex repulsed smut - sex repulsed guy reads smut
Have a Winning Day! - Jeremy Knox Posting
Just in Case Pocket Just In Case - Saving just in case
Fruity Farm! - cousin and I’s Stardew co op before I moved that to a sideblog
Skull hotel - system related posts before I moved them to a sideblog
Mmmn PRONOUN PAGE (last updated July 2025)
Shrug emoji If you create any new names for me you can always use those <3 Any neopronouns are usually fine…
I’m okay with being tagged in anything!! Especially tag games and picrew games or posts about things I likeeee!! Or just if you wanna summon me
Please do not ask me for money! If you dm me or send me asks asking for money I will not respond. I do not plan on making a DNI list because I usually do not care but I do not want to associate with the user Lunathetransqueen / lunathetraansqueen/ lunathetraaansqueen unless absolutely necessary.
Interests:
All For The Game
Your Turn To Die
Witch’s Heart
Homesick
Tylenol Post
Being a little bitch
Dead Plate
Elevator Hitch
Cold Front
Undertale
Deltarune
Disney Twisted Wonderland
Bobs Burgers
South Park
Hazbin Hotel
Stardew Valley
Katamari Damacy
The Owl House
Again, being a little bitch
Running 8 million sideblogs
Jujutsu Kaisen
Going insane over Jujutsu Kaisen
Rewatching Jujutsu Kaisen
Reading Jujutsu Kaisen
Foaming at the mouth because of Jujutsu Kaisen
ACE ATTORNEY
Kpop Demon Hunters
The Amazing Digital Circus
The Great Gatsby
Smiling Friends
New Day
Tomodachi Life
Dandy’s World
Detective Beebo: Night at The Mansion
upon other things
I run a total of 29(?) sideblogs, these ones have been found out (if you were the one who found it out and want to be tagged instead of just mentioned let me know <3)
incorrect-all-for-the-game - found out by Thatoneluckybee
daily-all-for-the-game - found out by Thatoneluckybee
daily-yttd-something - self-admitted to Officialsatorugojo formerly Thestaticonyourscreen, found out by Thatoneluckybee
daily-keisou - self-admitted to Officialsatorugojo formerly Thestaticonyourscreen, found out by Thatoneluckybee
s0ng-of-the-day - found out by Kirexa
daily-sirius-gibson - self-admitted to Officialsatorugojo formerly Thestaticonyourscreen, found out by Thatoneluckybee
gressil-defender - self-admitted
daily-joemaru - self-admitted to Officialsatorugojo formerly Thestaticonyourscreen, found out by Thatoneluckybee
daily-gressil - found out by thatoneluckybee, idea proposed by Officialsatorugojo formerly thestaticonyourscreen
your-turn-to-doodle - found out by thatoneluckybee
minyard-vineyard - self-admitted
Ranmaru-enjoyer - found out by a-being-of-chaossss
andrew-minyards-defense-attorney - found out by Officialsatorugojo formerly thestaticonyourscreen
neil-jostens-defense-attorney - found out by Officialsatorugojo formerly thestaticonyourscreen
kevin-day-enjoyer - found out by Officialsatorugojo formerly thestaticonyourscreen
idia-enjoyer - found out by Officialsatorugojo formerly thestaticonyourscreen
alice-yabusames-defense-attorney - found out by Officialsatorugojo formerly thestaticonyourscreen
Incorrect-your-turn-to-die - found out by lunathetraansqueen formerly lunathetransqueen
Have-A-Winning-Day - found out by lunathetraansqueen formerly lunathetransqueen
Parisian-Duckling - found out by lunathetraansqueen formerly lunathetransqueen
do-I-creep-u-out - self admitted
collective-clownery - self admitted
He-himothy - alt account
Satosugu-weed-farm - ..yeah
Remaining are:
3 joke blogs (1 inside joke with Static)
4 miscellaneous blogs (vague hints towards names)
Other:
I mostly shitpost, but I’ll give the occasional actual long post (usually about aftg)
I Write fanfics on NyQuil. It’s bad. You’ll love it I currently cannot take nyquil due to an infection
I am the driver of a clowncar! that clowncar being my own brain in which I am trapped with far too many other beings
I have Autism and Adhd as well as horrible social anxiety among other things
I read strange fanfics about Danganronpa please note that I am sex repulsed as hell despite some of these being smut. I also despise danganronpa, I’m so sorry
I like to liveblog
