Hihihi matey my name is Toni or Toniii or Microwavington or Microwavington III or the Microwave or Microwave Man or Captain probably. Call me whatever you think my name is! I’m non binary I gots they/them and he/him pronouns and I’m a pirate right now
I like to draw and write but I mainly tell jokes
This post was last updated: 5/29, corrected amount of wordle I’ve played, updated fandom list
Extra stuff below the cut!
Fandoms I’m in:
-Pokemon
-Hollow Knight
-Deltarune
-My OCs (if that counts? I’m the only one in this ‘fandom’ tbh)
-YouTube Rap Battles
-Assassination Classroom
-OneShot
-Miis
-Invincible
-Parkour Civilization/PVP Civilization
-Friendlocke
-Bug Fables
-Smash Bros
-Kirby
FAQ
Do you take commissions?
Kinda! I take art requests, but I don’t work for money, and I will not promise anyone anything cause I’m forgetful and sometimes I just do not get how to draw something. No real defined restrictions but I can deny your request if I see fit
Can I ask you a question?
That’s a ridiculous question frankly. yes please ask me anything!!
Do you exist elsewhere?
Yes! You can find me on Twitter, where I post art occasionally, Artfight (also a great resource to learn about my OCs even if you don’t participate!), and my very inactive AO3. I also run the blogs @zoteboateveryday, posting daily Zote art, and @big-penis. Can you believe I got that shit? Crazy
Can I be your friend?
Of course!!
Why are you a microwave?
The reason I’m a microwave is because you are what you eat!
What happened to Microwavington the first and second?
The reason I’m a microwave is because you are what you eat!
Who’s your favorite Pokemon?
Lurantis!!
Where will you go if Tumblr dies?
Hell. But feel free to ask for my discord if you want it
Music recommendations?
i am not a good person to ask for those. but if you wanna hear about rap battles go for it by all means
Can i ask about your OCs?
YES!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!
Can i ask about your art process/thought process on a piece/post?
Of course!! A lot goes into almost everything and i think some of it is pretty cool!
Are you single?
Yes, very
Do you have a sona?
2! A regular sona and a pokesona!
Or just a regular microwave. not an uncommon representation of myself. No fursona because I’m a little scared to venture into that world but it would be a spider. do whatever you want with that information
What is your favorite color?
i. use context clues (purple!!)
What are your cool accomplishments?
112% Hollow Knight, nearly 3 years of daily art with minimal misses, 6 shiny Pokemon that i still currently own, 2 random 4 hunted, over a 80% winrate on wordle unlimited from over 700 games
What’s your name/what do you sound like/where do you live/how old are you/where is your treasure buried
It is up to interpretation
Can I draw your OCs/sonas?
YES!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!
Do you love the world?
Of course
Are these questions actually asked very frequently?
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Everyone say thank you to trans femmes for showing us a version of femininity born from joy and desire instead of just through coercion
Everyone say thank you to trans mascs for showing us a version of masculinity born from joy and desire instead of just through coercion
Everyone say thank you to all people outside of the cis gender binary for showing us a version of gender born from joy and desire instead of just through a simple frame work in which our oppressor have used to kill, erase, and censor us.
Thank you for showing us the existence of a history before and a future ahead.
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Hey do you know alot about internal organs. Cause if so then i have a pretty specific question.
Are... are your organs covered in blood??? Since blood tends to flow thru the blood vessels, and if your body is healthy and all your blood vessels are imtact then your organs shouldn't be covered in blood, right? But just saying that feels wrong.
No, unless you are actively experiencing internal bleeding then your organs are not covered in blood. They are however wet, but it's cerebrospinal fluid and mucus that keeps them that way.
Trust me you do not want them to be in any other condition. If they were covered in blood then there would be no way for your body to effectively circulate that blood, leading you to bleed out. As for them being wet, I personally would not want to experience dry friction on my organs so I am more than okay with that
Also just to clear up any further confusion, cerebrospinal fluid (as the name implies) is contained to just your brain and spinal cord. The rest are protected by mucous
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