You walk into the kitchen and the clever little man who cannot communicate and lives in your home is standing on top of the refrigerator and weeping. You are certain that this means something but have no way of knowing what

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

sometimes in knitting you just have to go 'nobody but me will notice this mistake' and keep going

I highly recommend doing the same thing in life.

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

to love and be loved is to rest

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

the real honest answer to "why didnt they just [insert solution that would end the story in five minutes]" is because that would end the story in five minutes and if we lived in a world where every story ended in five minutes what would be the point

TGIF, Dave Pollot (@davepollotart)

Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???

picnic date???? driving around at night watching Christmas lights date???? book shop date???? 

Thrift shop date???? Fairy garden date???? Collecting rocks date???? Antique store date????

botanical garden date??? forest walk date??? skinny dipping in a lake date??? reading poetry to each other date???

Local markets date??? Swimming at a waterfall date??? Stargazing date??? Exploring historical sites date??? Breakfast by the seashore date??? Crafting together date??? Theatre show date???

ppl who don't get cats will try to argue that cats don't love you meanwhile cats will cry and cry and cry and cry like the world is ending until you hold them like a baby and give them a kissy on their perfect lil forehead

Someone once said that the titles of jane austen’s novels are the name of the problems in the books. For example: in pride and prejudice the biggest problem is the conflict between pride and prejudice. So that makes Emma the biggest problem in Emma and, now that I have started reading the novel, I have never agreed more with something than I agree with this.

“But where’s that light coming from” BITCH IT’S FANTASY WHO CARES

theres the moon, theres the stars, in this fantasy world the stars might be four times as bright or there might be two moons or, considering this is a land without electric lights, its assumed that everyones eyes, including those of the viewers, have adjusted enough to the darkness that yes normal ass moon and stars provide sufficient illumination to actually see that the elf king is not wearing sweatpants like youd be able to tell or who the hell was that who just got stabbed thats kind of an important detail in an action scene

Elijah Wood said he brought this up with Andrew Lesnie, cinematographer on LOTR, once and asked him where the light was coming from in a particular scene, and Lesnie just smiled and said “same place as the music”.

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