lightning strike

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

"!!" is its own word to me

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

your protégé jerks off to the thought of surpassing you

repeat after me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaat

The thing I find most fun about this is the possibilities it opens up for making up your own words. OR for making up new meanings for old ones.

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job