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theres some stuff im rather abnormal about
Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

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Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun
i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob
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“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”
Cmon man
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I think part of the appeal of centaurs, for me, is that they're sexually helpless. They can't reach their own crotch. They have to beg you for help just to get some release.
Another part of the appeal is that, rather than blending two species together, as with most anthros, a centaur is literally a person irreparably fused to a beast. A sapient, cultured superego subjected to the whims of their own bestial id, in the most visually literal way possible. Gone is the werewolf's "woe is me, I must control my inner best" - the centaur would not be without their beastly side. The allegory writes itself.
I think another part of the appeal is that there's an established framework for how we treat horses. It's not the horse part itself that makes a centaur interesting, it's the fact that it's a person put into the social role of a horse. I think it's the same reason puppyplay is hugely popular, while foxplay or coyoteplay is virtually unheard of. There's no established framework for how to treat a coyote, like there is a dog. There are no roles to play around with. What does it mean to treat a human like a fox? Who knows. But it's obvious what it means to treat a human like a horse.
I also like that they're kinda awkward and clumsy. Lots of humiliation potential. They can't really see where their hind end is going - try tying a broomstick to your butt and walk around your house without knocking anything over. Now imagine that broomstick weighs half a ton and has hooves the size of dinner plates. Centaurs aren't built to navigate a human world, however much they may wish to. Lots of humiliation potential.
absolutely disagree with literally everything you said
one of my biggest "turn-offs" and "injustice triggers" (for lack of better terms) is lack of agency, and that includes sexual agency. saying that they can't reach their crotch is an arbitrary removal of agency, and also a generally very narrowminded and unimaginative thing to say. Who says they can't reach down there? Is that a conclusion you made just because you haven't seen depictions of them doing so? I've seen depictions that show they have that sort of flexibility, and I didn't have to look at erotica to do so. Plus...well, it's not hard to find out how horses get around the "release problem..."
secondly, making a centaur a person fused with a beast instead of its own individual, unique, manifold entity, if I may be so bold, is something no true centaur fan would ever say. In fact, anything less than a centaur being a whole, manifold entity is not only really poor treatment of centaurs and centaurs as a concept, but completely myopic. They are sapient, full stop. They are in as much control of their bodies as we are of ours. If somebody actually cared about centaurs, they'd headcanon/treat them exactly like this. Not bound by bestial nature, not subject to some ephemeral essence of "horse," not even comparable in any way to a werewolf (and even with them I'm not a fan of them losing their humanity, I just understand that's ingrained into their mythos). The centaur is itself the compelling subject, not any allegory or commentary or faux-profound exploration of the human condition - explore the human condition through the centaur, not from the centaur!
Here's where things get a bit murky, because sexual roleplay is a very ymmv thing, but I think this is objectifying centaurs a little. For one thing, it's conflating them with horses - they are not. They are centaurs. They merely look like half a human and half a horse (or one third to two thirds). Treating them like they are separate entities fused together gives me the same vibes as racial stereotypes that colonialist ignorance propagated. Sure, maybe a centaur would want to be treated that way, but in that case it's a consensual thing, not a blanket application. For another thing, I think it's actually very shocking to say a centaur is a human put into the social role of a horse. That once again robs them of their agency, and once again reads like colonialist racism. I'm not saying you're racist for thinking these things, mind you, OP, but as a fan of centaurs, and all other kinds of taurs, I want to treat them with the respect they, as sapient beings, deserve. These statements are not doing that.
Awkward and clumsy? I have one word for you: Proprioception. Yes, centaurs have a rather drastically different body plan to humans, but their vestibular system and proprioceptors would obviously be configured to account for that. For proof, we need not look any further than the humble horse! It knows how to navigate its environment effectively, and it's basically two thirds to one quarter centaur! We're literally more than halfway there already! Yes, they (horses and centaurs) aren't built to navigate our world, but they (hores, but more specifically centaurs) sure know how to navigate their own! And sapient species (and even quite a few non-sapient ones) are notorious for their capacity to adapt, and centaurs would be no different. As for humiliation, why? Why would you subject them to that? Even if they 're into it, that's not going to be indicative of the entire population. And even if they do blunder a little bit, who doesn't? Give them grace, kindness, and compassion and help them, don't degrade them for it!
But at the end of the day, who cares, centaurs aren't real. Hahahaha. No. They may not be, but that's not to say they aren't deserving of more respect and positive representation. They're a compelling creature archetype, and they deserve more than to be "person with a horse for a butt." They have a centaur butt, thank you very much.
I think you're taking my kink post a bit too seriously

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obsessed with the guy sitting next to me on the bus who i caught googling "what is commie dyke" after seeing my buttons
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I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!
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Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.
BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.
this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat
he is Calculating
thoughts have to be tilted in order to go into the right part of brain for solve
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Francis Bacon portrait of Innocent X

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