job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

fingering his plot hole

this site is so easy

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

ID: a cartoon drawing of a black dog viewed from the side. In a spiky blue speech bubble in handwritten blue capital letters it reads “Oh wait! I’m becoming everything I ever wanted to be!” End ID

Please stop he is drowning…..

"sounds like a you problem" is such an out-of-pocket response to an original post on social media. like yes, it is a "me" problem. that's why i'm posting it on MY social media profile about MY thoughts and MY life.

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

What?

mole using an idiom: Not to make a mountain out of my house