fully sober in the club googling iliad full text

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

Can you swap their heads ?

Fishing Lesbian's always putting facts out there she's great i think. It'd be great if she was on tumblr in some capacity

I guess we'll never know.

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

and it's a banger

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

this is true