junior double triple whopper

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

ground control to crazy frog

they're trying to make you hate sex and porn and hate being fat again therefore it is imperative that all fatties fuck nasty in the streets 2day

im gonna kill myself [remembers that suicide jokes make people uncomfortable] uhh [in valley girl voice] im like soooo totally gonna blow my brains out... [waiting for polite laughter that never comes] sorry [remembering that i apologise too much and i need to work on that] No im not

Hey babe can we try petplay? *starts scratching and hammering on the door* LET ME OUTTTTTTTT LET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE GOD LET ME OUT

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

"jerk off instructions" ... dont make me laugh, kid. i know what im doing

God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

Why?

There’s something wrong with me