Highlightermuncher

Just found out hitler was 5’8. That’s so embarrassing he should’ve killed himself for that

Wait

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)

A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with

You’re right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.

JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES

SHOW US THE IRONDICK

it got better

I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???

@riverthunder They were distracted by the irondick.

im quaking

Bless me.

This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.

Give us the irondick.

Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???

It’s occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.

Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death

I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?

Cover their eyes

cover their eyes.

That’s what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones

*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie

Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.

Viva le revoldicktion

Viva le revoldicktion

*le gasp* ITS BACK!

I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!

@seaside-howell speaking the gospel truth

This whole thread is amazing

if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist

You’ve chosen the wrong person — because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this country’s weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isn’t as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.

I dont know if I’m proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread I’ve ever read , and it’s about Tony Stark’s dick.

Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We don’t know because Marvel won’t show us!

please why does this keep showing up on my dash

It’s nice to be appreciated.

This post is too fuckin large…. kinda like the irondick

No, perfect size, also like the irondick.

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

Only thing stopping us now is Marvel. Now, I maybe only five feet tall and completely non-intimidating on a physical level, but for the Revoldicktion? You better your ass I would fight them and WIN.

*openly sobbing* Beautiful

Me trying to figure out why i’m following this account: Oh yeah this exists

Thicc like the irondick

Good god y'all are thirsty

thirsty and proud

Someone translate “thirsty and proud” to Latin, because that is now my official motto

Perfect

im so afraid, this post is radiating with a violent chaotic energy stronger than the god of lesbians himself,, please have mercy on my people q n q

No mercy until our demands are met!

But in the comics it never actually shows the dick so why are you saying that you deserve to see it?

Because I do. I, personally, deserve it.

This appears on my timeline at least twice a day and everytime I just sigh and go ‘it’s the fucking irondick post again’

And now you’ve helped make it longer. I want to use the ‘congratulations you played yourself’ image but that guy doesn’t go down on his wife so

ISPI - Ironstrange Shippers in Pursuit of Irondick

Here on the irondick post, we are THIRSTY AND PROUD! SILENTIS SITIENTIQUE!

I love how quickly this goes from “iron dick” to “destroy the norms” to “give me ironstrange” all the while keeping the actor(s) in question in mind and calling out Disney/Marvel’s shit without getting out of hand

It’s what I’m here for

Honestly, I loathe this post but I’m not gonna block it cause I feel like it’ll be important in the future. But I really hate the fucking irondick Post

*finger guns*

i think i’ve reblogged this about fifty times bec im scared that if i dont @incorrect-ironstrange will kill me

;)

If I see this fucking post again…… @incorrect-ironstrange go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

I shan’t

This post is a fucking monster and I’ve seen it raised from an egg.

This is kind of scaring me now.

:)

It has been two weeks since this was last on my dash…. that’s a crime

God this is a long post and also I wanna see tony fight thanos bare naked if it is the last thing I ever see again

If Tony Stark’s dick is the last thing I see before I die, I will have died happy

DICKS OUT FOR THE IRON DICK

Everything out for the irondick. Nude protests. This is how we will achieve our goals.

How the hell did this get in my drafts

Longs posts give me anxiety for some reason so I’m literally dying cause of this post

Wtf is this

Revolution

That’s beautiful. Truly, a service to the revoldicktion.

Picture this: the year is 2020. Marvel has been decimated for not giving the public what they want and if you hear the chants, the terrible chants, of “irondick, irondick, irondick,” run. they are coming. pray you can escape.

THERE IS NO ESCAPING THE IRONDICK

IT LIVED

There are a lot of additions I could reblog, but this one has a Lucifer gif

What… what is this???

you know what-

This is the longest and most hilarious text post I’ve seen on this site. Wish luck to you thirsty bitches

This post is soooo looongggg

long liiiiike?

there ya go

This is the first time I’ve seen this and it is so much worse than I could imagine

I aim to please

This gives me 2012 tumblr supernatural era vibes and I live for it

Endgame can’t be the end because we haven’t seen the irondick yet. Simple as that.

how is this the first time i’ve seen this…

Could? I did.

Make👏This👏Post👏as👏long👏as👏Tony👏Starks👏Dick👏

Y'ALL REALLY OUT HERE TESTING MARVEL, DISNEY, TUMBLR, AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET FOR SOME DICK. i respect the grind.

“grind” you say? 👀👀

Its back… Its been so long

This is my first time seeing this post and it’s definitely one of the strangest things I remember seeing on this site.

This took FOREVER to come back to my dash!!!!

I witnessed it in its infancy, and I have now seen it grow into its prime. This post is glorious, and I pledge my allegiance to the revoldicktion.

I wish I was vulnerable to the irondick 🥵🥵

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Did I make an entire blog just to post the iconic irondick? Yes. Yes I did.

I promised myself that I wouldn’t join another cult, but I must make exceptions for the Irondick.

exceptions are always made for the irondick. its pure length and girth sustains us.