The Red Belly Bird

Even tho this is probably made up I can’t wait for the day gay boys start listening to grown woman music

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

This is so funny

Winged eyeliner

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!