Achilles x Patroclus Explained: for anyone who needs it plainly mapped out for them one more time.
-Most obviously there is a Special Relationship between Achilles x Patroclus
-Achilles and Patroclus share a Bed & Tent, Patroclus also does all theΒ βdomesticβ work for the 2 of them on top of being a soldier
-βBut he had Briseis who he was going to marryβ, despite only bragged about her because she was a war prize taken by Agamemnon thus taking his honor, he was βlocker room talking for the boysβ when in reality he had no sexual contact/dimension/relationship with her yet. He also knew the prophecy he wasnβt coming back from Troy so this is one of two reasons we can say that they have no plans together, (see bullet point one for second reason) and then later he wishes Artemis had killed her way back when they were raiding cities. It is also inferable that Patroclus had planted this seed of thought in her mind to put her at ease with Achilles as well as protect his honor because Patroclus is always there for Achilles (Achilles does take Briseis into his bed in Book 24 but again totally as a spoil of warβ¦ she is a conquest not a lover)
-Greeks know Achilles will only listen to Patroclus, Especially Nestor who goes to Patroclus to persuade Achilles to re-enter the fight
-When Achilles receives Patroclusβs body his first thought is to end himself with a sword because he does not want to live in a world without Patroclus
-Achillesβs rage at the death of Patroclus and wishing he had let all the Greeks die and they conquered Troy together
-Refusal to eat & sleep while weeping for days on end in bed with PatroclusβsΒ body
-Andromacheβs speech about Hector, forsaking all her other loved ones for her husband, aka her one true love and then Achilles giving the almost exact same speech right after about Patroclus hisΒ βbelovedβ
-Achilles kills Hector (Gods even fear his rage and that such emotion could cause war to end before prophesied) aka Achilles could change fate because he so βgrievedβ for Patroclus - totally homies right?!
-Achilles drags Hectors body from his chariot damaging and defiling the corpse for days; Angering the gods, to which he doesnβt care
-Thetis then comes to Achilles, to which he wants none of her comfort, during their conversation she also has to suggest AND specify for him to now have sex with a woman and maybe find a wife before his life is over (why does she have to specify βwomanβ & who/what was keeping him from getting a wife)
-Achilles tosses and turns sleeplessly (body of Patroclus is still kept in his bed) and he longs for PatroclusβsΒ βΞΌΞΞ½ΞΏΟβ (menos) which in ancient greek translates toΒ βMight - Manhood - Vigor - Semenβ plainly speakingΒ βSpunkβ (both kinds!)
-Achilles reaches to embrace the ghost of Patroclus when he appears before him - desiring to physically touchΒ
-Achilles plays the role of the woman and/or wife of the deceased when they burn Patroclusβs body on the funeral pyre and then collects the ashes himself and puts them in the golden urn. Achilles then charges the men to do the same to him when he dies putting his ashes in the same golden urn and burying them together so that they will physically be together for all eternity - which does happen
-LITERALLY ACHILLES x PATROCLUS
Most Ancient Greeks, Shakespeare, Artists & Intellectuals:
ACTUAL Greek Artwork from 500 BCE (currently resides on display in Germany)
-There is no reference to this moment in any record or story. In this depiction Achilles wraps Patroclusβs arm while he sits between his open legs, and Patroclus lets his dick hang out, while Achillesβs is visible as well, super intimate forΒ βbrosβ
-Later greeks assumed or imagined their relationship as Pederastic (An older βerastesβ lover & an βeromenosβ younger beloved) because that was the norm of that period but no one could definitely decide who was the top and who was the bottomΒ
**SIDE NOTE They do not have an age gap to support the Pederastic Theory AND after the pederastic relationship ended the men involved married women which we know neither Achilles nor Patroclus had nor plans to do
-Plato totally thought Achilles was a Bottom in his βSymposiumβΒ
-Aeschylus (the literal inventor of Greek Tragedy) portrayed Achilles & Patroclus as lovers in his lost playΒ βThe Myrmidonsβ which was based on The Iliad. Surviving lines from the play are of Achilles speaking of βPatroclusβs Reverent Company, his thighs, and being ungrateful for many kissesβ
-345 BCE = Athenian politician, Aeschines states in a speech during his trial that Homer didnβt have to say what they were because 1. the Greeks were more sexually fluid then 2. there wasnβt a word forΒ βHomosexualβ 3. Homer was a storyteller and ANY educated man knew what they were, like its THAT obvious
-Alexander the Great and his lover Haphaestion (this is a whole other can of worms still being fought) liked to think of themselves, and referred to each other asΒ βAchilles & Patroclusβ
-Shakespeare features the two in his play βTroilus and Cressidaβ in which Patroclus is calledΒ βAchillesβs Brachβ akaΒ βAchillesβs Bitchβ
-Renaissance Artists & those onward armed with their skill, knowledge, and obsession with all things ancient painted numerous depictions of the two, usually scenes of Achilles receiving Patroclusβs body, and forΒ βbuddiesβ they sure love painting them showing A LOT of skin
-By roughly the 1960β²s & 70β²s historians and scholars started talking about them openly again with the
βARE WE READY TO STOP PLAYINβ AND OPENLY ACKNOWLEDGE THEM AS βYOU KNOWββ
Β
All joking aside we still have a select number of Historians, Scholars, and Hollywood still holding out:
-What about Briseis!? (see above) they both also do sleep with a woman each but sadly here they are seen more as conquest and war prizes than actual lovers - again there is a fluidity
-Achilles was a HERO! Best of the Greeks -Heβs always shown as A MANβS MAN! YET in a separate myth (see Achilleid) his mother Thetis was able to hide him among a group of girly girls on Skyros to which he was perfectly disguised and has a one night stand with the princess again showing their regard for sexual fluidity. ALSO Do not disrespect that he was a manly hero and a femboy! This also explains how his son comes to be - again this is a completely separate myth and origin
-Could they be cousins!? (NO)
-**Closing Eyes** Homo-erotic? WHERE?Β βItem Not Foundβ
-βWell all we can say, there is no source, Homer never explicitly stated that Achilles and Patroclus were a couple or had a sexual relationship that we can find in the source material soβ¦ I am choosing to ignore all context and blatant evidence, as well have no heterosexual explanation for them eitherβ¦Β youβre just reading into it too muchβ:
EVERYONE who has a brain and has read The Iliad:
As for myself having read the Iliad, studied this Art, History, and Culture, as well as having a BFA; when you know, YOU KNOW. Feel free to share, use this as inspiration to read βThe Iliadβ if you havenβt already, think critically, and study up on your own!
IN CONCLUSION = THEY GAY & THE OTP !!
(Highly SuggestΒ βThe Song of Achillesβ as well)
