(unpleasant bone sounds)

i ❤️ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask on… Obscurity is so hot

“what if you could see their face” well i neither want nor need any of that. i’m right where i want to be

Just watched V for Vendetta for the first time and guys, im losing it. Not because it was good, bc of fucking course it was, just as good as everyone always told me it was, but because in all the discussion I've heard about this movie over the years, no one ever prepared me for the fact that plot of the first half sounds like a Tiktok-bait dark romance novel. What if you were a beautiful young Natalie Portman orphan and you were attacked by bad guys, but were saved at the last moment by a mysterious masked manic pixie dream terrorist who ends up sort of accidentally kidnapping you for your own safety and locking you in his undergound hideout, except did i mention he's also clearly extremely rich and well-read and the curator of an unofficial museum of forbidden culture and art, and when he's not out murdering fascists or dorkily sword-fighting a suit of armor he's showing you his favorite black and white movies and cooking you breakfast in a frilly apron? What then? I mean sure, the months of psychological prison torture were a bit much, but let's be real, Colleen Hoover love interests have done worse

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

Ok so. I’ve been kinda telling myself “canon doesn’t exist it can’t hurt you pick the bits you like and go from there etc etc” but I saw the gif set of Crowley saying “and I would like to spend… HMPH” and it brought literal tears to my eyes because they didn’t get to spend. Crowley didn’t get anything he wanted. Aziraphale didn’t get anything he wanted. Crowley was drunk, alone and depressed for 3 years and then he died. Aziraphale was surrounded by beings that didn’t like or respect him, told the love of his existence he wanted him, heard said love choose death, and then he died. So. I guess I am not coping as well as I thought lmao

THE BELT IS A F*CLING GOLDEN SNAKE OMG I'M DYING

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.