Stephen: Arenât you bi?
Tony: I like how you imply that I have done something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.
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Stephen: Arenât you bi?
Tony: I like how you imply that I have done something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

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âAnt-Man and the Wasp will return?â
âThere was a time not too long ago when I spent my evenings chasing stars with unanswered wishes.â
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Me after staying up til 5AM to watch Shirbert edits, read Shirbert fanfic, rewatch Shirbert scenes and reblog Shirbert posts:
please kiss me (itâs for science)
Anne Shirley does not want to kiss Gilbert Blythe. She really, really doesnât. But how else is she supposed to write about a kiss for her romantical short story if sheâs never had one before? And Avonlea is just filled with so little options⌠(ao3 link)
Itâs not that Anne wanted to kiss Gilbert Blythe. Really. She could think of a million different things she wanted to do before ever doing that: getting stung by a killer bee, becoming stranded on a deserted island after a shipwreck, finding the sole of her shoe stuck to the tracks of an incoming train.Â
But she had to kiss him. For science. For her art.
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did chris evans rip a log in half??
oh yeah he did boy
The avengers as vines refrences (pt. 1 prolly)
Nobody asked for this, but youâre getting it :)
Tony: *Talking to Peter* Would you like the spider in your hand?
Peter: yes
Tony: say please
Peter: pleasee
Tony: *puts spider in Peterâs hand*
Peter: *screams*
~~
Steve: PETER! Is that a weed?!
Peter: *sighs* no this is a crayo-
Steve: Iâm calling the police!
Steve: *types 911 into the microwave*
Microwave: 911 whatâs your emergency?
~~
Peter: dad look itâs the good kush *holds up doggie dental sticks*
Tony: this is the dollar store how good could it be?
~~
Steve: Thereâs only one thing worse than a rapist⌠boom.
Bucky: a child.
Steve: no-
~~
Natasha: hey how much did you pay for that taco?
Clint: aye you know this boy got his free tac- *trips on skateboard and drops taco*
~~
Random girl: *blows vape at a party*
Peter: W o W
~~
Peter: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme
Peter: *does a flip. Breaks a sign*
~~
Bucky: *talking to Sam* letâs tell each other secrets, Iâll go first
Bucky: I hate you
~~
Pre-serum Steve: Youâre disrespecting- Youâre disrespecting a future U.S. army soldier.
~~
Peter: People say I canât do what I love without going to college
Peter: I donât need no degree to be a clothing hanger
~~
Strange: *strums guitar* I love you bitch
Tony: *hand over arc reactor* oh my god
Strange: *strums guitar again* I ainât never gonna stop loving you⌠bitch.
~~
Peter: May said if I donât get my grades up she wonât let me get my tetnis shot next year.
Shuri: thatâs weird⌠whatâre you gonna do?
Peter: fucking study I guess.
~~
Ned: hurry up weâre gonna be late for school!
Peter: bruh chill idk why you in such a big time rush *big time rush theme song starts playing in the background*
~~
Peter: Sleep? I donât know about sleep, Itâs summer time!
May: You better get in that bed!
Peter: oh she caught me.
~~
Natasha: Hey how much money do you have
Clint: about 69 cents
Natasha: oh you know what that means
Clint: *emotional* I donât have enough for chicken nuggets
~~
Steve: you know what. Youâre grounded.
Peter: Obama wouldnât treat me like this.
Steve: wh-what?
Peter: mom. Obama care.
Steve: Bitch. Wha-No thatâs-
~~
Tony: I am disgusted. I am revolted.
Tony: *starts putting self in washing machine*
Tony: I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ and this is the thanks I get?
~~
Natasha: Oh my god, Justin Bieberâs dead
Clint: *shocked* I bought that poster for nothing?
~~
Tony: You know what. Thatâs it. Youâre grounded. Get in top of the fridge.
Peter: *climbing onto the fridge* this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
~~
Steve: I want a church girl that go to church
Steve: AnD ReAD yoUâRe BibLE
~~
Bucky: I want a Jewish girl that goes to⌠temple.
Bucky: AnD ReAD yoUâRe TorAH
~~
Peter: *talking to camera* I put a banana peel on the ground and Iâm gonna see if it slippery like it is in the cartoons
Peter: *wipes the H E C K out*
~~
Robber: *breaks into house* GET ON THE GROUND
All avengers expect Clint: Oh my god! *gets on ground*
Robber: *signs in ASL to clint* GET ON THE GROUND
Clint: *in ASL* OMG OK
~~
Steve: what would you do if we were the last people on earth?
Bucky: Iâd break up with you.
Steve: wha-wh-
Bucky: Iâm not trying to impress anyone anymore.
~~
I made too many⌠enjoy!
This is gold, I just-
I donât understand how Muggles didnât realize thereâs a magical world, I mean wizards donât hide it at all
âoh letâs put on the muggles news thereâs a prisioner that escaped BUT NOT TELL THEM WHAT HE DID LIKE DUH THEY ARE STUPIDâ
or
âLETS PUT FUCKING DEMENTORS FLYING ON LONDON CAUSE, HARRY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MUGGLES KNOWING OUR EXISTANCEâ
I still donât get why deatheaters donât have a patronus
Like maybe their happiest memory is killing or torturing someone and *itâs still a happy memory*
Hinny headcannon
Ginny and Harry are walking on hogwartsâ hall and a older girl passes by and like sees Harry and giggles. Ginny is just like: oh bitch u didnât. Next moment Ginny got detention for what she describes as âprotecting my manâ.

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Me while reading a ââwolfstarââ scene on the order of the Phoenix
tom riddle: hey sir can you tell me about horcruxes, one of the darkest most evil kinds of magic there is?
slughorn: sure! wait, you're not mega evil, right?
tom riddle: pfft no
slughorn: of course not, dear boy! now let me explain in excruciating detail what a horcrux is and how to make one, purely for your information
ginny, holding tom riddle's diary: this bitch empty
ginny: YEET
so like why didnât harry try and obliviate all of his teachers into forgetting that he gave them homework
Having crushes.
Slytherin : *enters the great hall dramatically with their robe giving that bad ass Darth Vader effect*
Slytherin: *points at Hufflepuff* with the exception of you I dislike everyone in this room.
Hufflepuff: and I like you too.

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Ron: Hey Harry, can you give me some dating advice?
Harry: Just because I'm with Ginny doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Me: Ah yes!! I love the Marauders. James, Sirius and Remus. All Three of them!!!!!
Someone: You forg-
Me: YES I LOVE ALL THREE MARAUDERS HAHAHAHHA