Potato full of anxiety

I want someone to show me this on my death bed so I can die laughing. 

wild horses could probably drag me away pretty easily in fact

Realistically, I'm pretty sure domesticated horses could also.

I’ll be honest, most horses would have a pretty good shot at moving me a moderate distance

One calm donkey would handle the job for most of us, I think.

Single calm donkey please come take me away 🙏

"Ask not for whom the Single Calm Donkey brays, it brays for thee."

"Don't speak ill of the dead" my ass. If you didn't want people talking shit about you when you're no longer there to defend yourself, you should've been a better person.

I always took it to mean, like, don't bitch about Mrs. Obnoxious in front of her grieving children, not 'you can't say anything bad about a dead person ever' but let me tell you some people really do seem to take the latter approach and it's EXHAUSTING. "don't speak ill of the dead" are Ronald Reagan's descendants in this room right now?

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

MMMM WATCHA SAYYYYYY

For the love of god, ceasar, and the ides of March, unmute this video

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

some fandom disagreements are like "I see your point but I think this other aspect of the narrative is more significant," and some are like "I don't think you can read."