Hillwench’s Lair of Vice & Anxiety

tragic news for hip hop fans: Tyler the Creator has officially become Tyler the Crater after suddenly exploding for no apparent reason

unfortunately divas you have to let people love you

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

reblog to tell a 14 year old that these are the very, very hard years and they're not wrong to feel the way they do.

I had a fifteen minute long crying session yesternight over the fact that all I was 10 years ago, at the ripe old age of 14, is lost and lonely, and now, at 24, I am neither and that filled me with so much gratitude

shockingly getting out of that fucking house and into anywhere else does wonders for your ability to function!

shout-out to characters who let their childhood friend situationship dictate the course of their life to a degree that spits in the face of any and all reason. they're doing important work.

hey does this shoutout apply to people who may or may not actually be like this in real life ..? asking for a friend

no sorry it's one of those things that's only enjoyable in fiction. like child soldiers or blonde men.

more platonic relationship thirds (mutual best friend you and your spouse are competing against each other to impress)

platonic love triangle that grows more and more heated between the two romantic partners. the third is sitting eating their cheesecake thinking "outta all my married friends these guys are my favorite couple!" meanwhile in the kitchen ww3 is ramping up as the couple in question nearly divorces over who can choose a miniseries their new bestie will like most

@reblogblogforreblogs fascinating tags: #me and my partner have that friend no lie. they were there when he proposed to me. not as emotional support or anything. just lie asleep in the corner. very important feature for the event. theyre never a third wheel thats our GUY

FASCINATING tags @getcorrected: #oh hey that's me! i'm the Guy #can confirm that Sure Was Something to be told about in the morning #had a great night's sleep though! #ily besties love being your Guy <3

You should really turn the sound on for this one

if you see hardware on yhe ground like a washer or a hex nut you have to pick it up because it’s lonely and scared. if you see any metal on the ground you have to pick it up because it’s alone and scared and lonely.