jus a lil creecher

vampire who goes kachunk like a stapler when they bite people

i think when judas kissed jesus it was sloppy and with tongue

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

Christians with jesus christ

why is there a new popular post with a joke about eucharist every week on this website

cmon bro let’s hang out I promise I won’t moan if you pet me again hahaa

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it

whenever i take off my pants and i unbuckle my belt i feel like a corporate ceo about to get his dick sucked

Finally listened to all music! My favorite song was an untitled file called “ssssddsdrt66677888.ogg” that I found on a flash drive that I found in a landfill in Tunisia

[Bandcamp link here!]

Humans are REALLY INTO MAKING AND SHARING MUSIC, guys.

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

the most dangerous game passed into the public domain this year so I will be producing this movie

me and my buddy in the year 3,207 playing on top of the nuclear waste warning sculptures because their meaning was ultimately unclear to our society

having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor

The eradication of adobe flash dress-up games directly led to the creation of NFT's.

Sure. I’ll incorporate that into my world view