Serving cunt has its consequences

sucking on a worthless original

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

doomscrolling thru the weather app

the thing about female characters and marriage and motherhood and other societal expectations is that if you actually spend time examining their relationships to those roles you can get really interesting results! but people aren’t doing that! why is this character married for the finale? because she’s a woman and that’s what they do!

we are the crystal gems we carry the flame

I DIDNT GET THE JOB LMAO

being funny is a female trait. men should say exactly what they mean in order to expedite interactions with them

our age of blogs is collapsing

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

I could jerk off to any Rothko dead sober