The Blog of Random Nothingness

In hindsight, it was my fault for assuming that my recollection of bad* [tumblr]* posts was in any way typical.

All women are gay

yo what site is this

https://www.nyckel.com/pretrained-classifiers/gender-text-identifier/#fn-try

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

I saw some weird ass conspiracy video thing today of like 'we were never meant to have access to yeast, that was cultivated in a lab and it harms us' bullshit and I was like well first off there's no such thing as 'meant to' and second of all um? the long history of acquiring yeast from beer foam stretching so far back ??????

Not only is there yeast in the air, it's on a bunch of fruits, too. Ever rubbed a blueberry, plum, or grape, and it was slightly darker underneath? That thin film is wild yeasts. There is also yeasts that live on human skin (and not just pathogenic ones!). We are never without yeasts.

You do not have access to yeast; yeast has access to you.

They're the bane of my life in tissue culture settings. Those shits are quite literally everywhere and so so so ready to invade your pristine cultures

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

a moment of silence for my roommate who has to endure me doing linguistics homework. out loud. making sounds with parts of my mouth and throat I didn’t even realise I could use to make sounds. repeatedly and with passion

i think the moment of silence needs to come directly from you on this one

I…. I am buzzing at the spout