foolishness to the nth degree

Incredibly charming to think about the translation assumptions around profanity being made by Dr. Ryland "what the fudging fudger" Grace and Rocky "everyone agrees he is swearing up a storm" the Eridian. What a beautiful duo to make first contact.

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

sometimes the character is forever

I've never met anyone who's issues with transgender people couldn't be solved by minding their own business.

time to feel sick about every decision i’ve ever made in my entire life

the nasty trick is that making friends is pretty easy but managing to keep in touch with everyone is next to impossible

"i lived 54554 days before meeting louis de pointe du lac" and “128 boys he’s brought here but you’re the first he hasn’t consummated and drained” louis got his ex husbands keeping count fr

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

Imagine I was calm and normal about things

similarly to how you should never trust gamers with a nonbinary character i feel like you can also never trust a fandom with an aroace character. whether it's explicitly canon or implied it just ends up the same

every time an allo person wants to ship an aroace spec coded character they should write an essay with MLA format citations on how this serves the themes of the story and is necessary for the character and how their ship is any different than the relationships said character already has and they should also send $500 dollars minimum to at least one aroace person in their fandom

"but people can do whatever they want!!!" i don't caaaaaare go examine your biases and cry about it or i'm blowing both of us up

People shit on homeschooled kids a lot for not being “socialized” but I will say one thing I’ve noticed about a lot of healthy homeschool families is that their kids are better at interacting with people much older and younger than them because their day isn’t composed of following one or two adults in authority with a bunch of people born within 12 months of them.