i knew this day would come. i saw it on the calendar

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

Finally reading Pride and Prejudice The Actual Book (as opposed to all the variations) and I always thought that adaptations and parodies exaggerated the characters for comedic effect. But no they really are all just Like That. Incredible.

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

foolproof, huh? well. let me proof to you how fool I can be

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

saw tgwdlm west end last night and i fear i will never be the same

the air fryer noise being played every time someone won 12 points on eurovision was incredibly confusing but also lowk funny how did they not notice 😭

Thank God for Bulgaria, absolute bangaranga

THANK FUCKING GOD! I WILL BE SINGING BANGARANGA FOR A YEAR NOW

Scraming crying throwing up (happily)

So much booing they can't filter it out....