you can make the cobras dance

sleep is not normal to want and impossible to achieve

wow i can’t believe that insane france vs england match was the last match of the world cup and we won’t have any more world cup matches for four years wow

the silver hoops stay ON for the mens health video

i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

me 8 months later still. the thing about the bathroom that gets me isn't the wow genetic but "when did your english get so good?" AUGH. shane's little face and soft voice. we haven't seen each other in so long this has changed about you and i didn't even know.